Hi, I'm John Wood. An art director and grown adult with a fondness for high fructose corn syrup.
My friends call me "fun." Casual observers call me "well-adjusted." And the life-force inhabiting my body calls me “good enough."
When I was 7, I ran into oncoming traffic to chase $20, proving my love of both money and attention. Yes, I got hit.
My personal heroes include Jerri Blank, Tiffany "New York" Pollard, Joan Rivers, Mama June, Tina Fey and Bing Bong.
Now that I've bared my soul to you, it's only fair you reciprocate.